Meet Murray. He's living on the other side of the world, unsure of himself, stuck in a job he doesn't particularly like, and is unfortunately also a werwolf. This is the story of his life, his friends and their rather bizarre misadventures.
It's got a few vampires in it, but we're pretty sure it's better than Twilight.
This week's special guest star: Kanye West
Wow. The special guest is an actual Special Guest this week. Funny, that.
Anyway yeah. There is actually a guy who wants to make cloned celebrity-flavoured salami. I can think of no logical use for that other than for consumption by ghouls who want to pretend to be famous.